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Threatening Skies, Mental Exhaustion, and A Lake Como Finish Fit For ‘The Amazing Race’

Belaggio, Mussels, and The Most Awe Inspiring Public Transportation… Ever?

Arriving In Lake Como, Learning The Language, and The Laziest Jazz Band In All Of Italy

Hot! From Now Until September I Will Be Slightly Moist

Going On Strike From Toilet Read!

The Dalai Lama, A Catholic Priest, And Jared From Subway Walk Into A Bar…

Not Again: This Girl Just Spent Two Weeks Watching Satisfying Soap Cutting Videos

A Sad Day For Love But A Great Day For Music Fans: Taylor Swift’s Heart Is, Yet Again, Shattered

Finally Something That People On Both Sides Of The Aisle Can Agree On: Bad News To Be Delivered By T-Shirt Cannon

Tearjerker! This Coach Spent 30 Minutes Laying Out Cones For A New Drill Before Remembering That He Is Not, And Never Has Been, A Coach

Interesting! Apparently Old Parisians Hate Work Even More Than I Do

Ok Yeah, That’s Definitely Loud: This Guy Is Singing Opera

I LIVED IT: I Kept My Whitening Strips On For One Minute Too Long And All Of My Teeth Disintegrated

“Can’t I Just Talk About Big Booty Latina Women For Once?” Pope Francis Appears To Be Tired Of Discussing Catholicism All Day

Uh Oh! This Little Boy Is Acting Fresh

Not Quite Gross But Definitely Weird: The Water Fountain I Was Drinking From Slowed Down A Bit When I Heard A Nearby Toilet Flush

Sad News: Seaquarium To Release Whale That Has Been Captive For Five Decades

Ode To The Mets, Part 2

There He Goes Again: Wes Anderson To Make Another Confusing Movie With Every Famous White Guy In Hollywood

Toilet Read March Madness Results

Strike! Gwyneth Paltrow On Trial For Knocking Down 10 Children Skiers “Like Bowling Pins”

Haggard New Yorkers Reacquaint Themselves With An Old Friend: The Sun

Completely Absolved! Kanye Likes Jews Now

Pool Rhino Resources Elsewhere

Questions Asked At The TikTok Congressional Hearing

Adorable! Donald Trump Is Getting All Dolled Up For His Perp Walk

“Where The Hell Did I Put It?” Superman Loses Key To The City

Gwyneth Paltrow Eats Processed Foods, Dies.

“Actually, I’m Going To Be Arrested Wednesday... Not Tuesday.” By Donald Trump

Raccoon Dogs: Everything You Need To Know

How They REALLY Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day In Ireland

Toilet Read March Madness

"Just Next Time Try To Be More Careful": Russian Warplane Downs U.S. Military Drone

Justice Served! Flock Of Undocumented Migratory Birds Detained By U.S. Border Agents

Leonardo DiCaprio Does NOT Expand His Oscar Lead Over Me

Walking The Entire Length Of Manhattan

Silicon Valley Bank: The Official Bank Of Toilet Read

7 Times That Pedro Pascal Was Totally Relatable

FINALLY! 'International Men’s Days' Return After An Interminable 24 Hour Hiatus

Things More Dangerous Than Drag Brunch

The 5 Best Subject Lines For Finding A Therapist

When Hosting A Dinner Party For Jewish Women…

What Should I Write About Today?

Overrated Home Decor Items

How I’m Going To Propose

Hard To Top: 5 Candidates To Replace Lori Lightfoot As Mayor Of Chicago

Completely Inconsolable: These Two Men Cannot Stop Weeping

Succumbing To Stereotypes: Family Of Gingers Proven To Be Soulless

Did A Lab Leak Cause The Coronavirus? Not Sure, But Listen To This Juicy Gossip

Not To Be One-Upped! U.S. Starts Work On Humongous Prison After Hearing About The 40,000 Person 'Mega Prison' In El Salvador

History Win! Newly Discovered Stained Glass Window Shows God Smoking Crack

Measure Twice, Cut Once: A Mohel’s Guide To Success

7 Best Insult Comebacks

5 Things NOT To Say On Ash Wednesday

Don’t Call It A Comeback! Jimmy Carter EXITS Hospice

“I Won’t Stop Until They’re All Dead”: Kim Jong Un Declares War On Dolphins

The Secret Language Of Snowboarders: 7 Slang Terms That Only Us Shredders Know

George Santos’s Mother Becomes The First Victim Of Ohio Train Derailment

5 Things I’ve Learned Snowboarding

That Kinky Fuck! Mr. Monopoly Is Into All Sorts Of Weird Shit

Leftover Chemicals? Just Dump Them In Ohio

My Valentine’s Day With Rudolph

Can’t Stay Away: Chinese Government Trying Everything In Their Arsenal To See Rihanna’s Halftime Show

My Fantasy Football Punishment

Feeling Like A Kid Again! I Stared At A Freak In The Park For 10 Uninterrupted Minutes

Taking The Country By Storm: Pickleball, Political Extremism, And Spotted Lanternflies

How Much Close-Up Magic Is Too Much For A First Date?

A Newsletter Written By ChatGPT

“Pink Bow Tie AND Boutonniere? Don’t You Think That Might Be Too Much Pink?” Leonardo DiCaprio Preps For His New Girlfriend’s High School Prom

“Who Cares That The Goldman Sachs CEO Is A D.J. On The Side?” Says Morgan Stanley CEO Who Is A Juggalo On The Side

I’m Only 4 Awards Away From EGOT Status

U.S. Retaliates With Giant Gender Reveal Balloon Over China

If You Need Me Today From 6:00-6:04pm...

Incorrigible! This Guy Continues To Clean His Ears With Q-Tips Despite Knowing It’s Bad For Him

Get To Know The 5 Groundhogs Before Punxsutawney Phil (And Their Respective Causes Of Death)

Can’t Be A Good Sign: This Fortune Cookie Told Me To Expect A Tax Audit

Boring! MrBeast Cures Blindness Instead Of Giving Away A Lamborghini

Shaking Hands And Kissing Babies: Fun For Politicians, But What About The Babies?

400 Days Of Toilet Read

Is Your Kid Being A Kid Too Much? If So, Bring Them To Kumon!

A Bit ‘Kiss-Assy’, No? France Just Gave America A Huge Fucking Statue… Like As A Gift

Has ‘Five Minute Crafts’ Gone Too Far? This Video Teaches Kids How To Make Black Tar Heroin At Home

President For A Day

“God, This Stuff Tastes Horrible!” This Man Does Not Know How To Use Poo-Pourri

I, Too, Use Ozempic, But Not For Diabetes OR Weight Loss

'Ass, Titties, Or Gallbladder?' This Frat Bro Clearly Is Also Pre-Med

I Hacked T-Mobile

Just In Case You Explode: They Kept Me After My COVID Booster For 15 Minutes

George Santos Saves A Little Girl And Her Mother From A Burning Building (By George Santos)

Chinese Population Dips For The First Time Since Mao Zedong: Apple To Look Elsewhere For Child Laborers

Showoff! This Guy Is Doing Pull-Ups At The Gym With A Juvenile Water Buffalo Strapped To Him

Brave: Prince Harry Reveals In His Memoir That The Carpets Do, In Fact, Match The Drapes

No Thanks! Everlane Just Asked Me If I Wanted To Pay $0.16 To Offset The Carbon Emissions Of My Order

Cursed To A Miserable Existence: This Guy Cannot Commit The Definition Of The Word ‘Perfunctory’ To Memory

“Oh Wow, Spooky!” This Guy Does Not Know What A Ghostwriter Is

Disappointing Night In Hollywood: Nobody Slapped In The Face At The Golden Globes

Blood Everywhere! I Tried Exfoliating

Bold: Dad Just Paid A Hooker Via A Public Venmo Transaction

God This Guy Is So Freakin’ Cool: MrBeast Just Paid Some Guy $100,000 To Bang His Wife

Bull Riding: Fun AND Ethical

Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch: This Guy Had Chipotle For Lunch

How Are You Spending The Holiday? January 6th Party Guide

Headache Rates Plummet: ‘Stomp’ Is Finally Shutting Down

I Have No Idea What Happened With Kevin McCarthy

Am I... Better Than You? I Did A Polar Plunge Just To Rub It In Your Face

Canceling Out Your New Year’s Resolutions