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Threatening Skies, Mental Exhaustion, and A Lake Como Finish Fit For ‘The Amazing Race’
Belaggio, Mussels, and The Most Awe Inspiring Public Transportation… Ever?
Arriving In Lake Como, Learning The Language, and The Laziest Jazz Band In All Of Italy
Hot! From Now Until September I Will Be Slightly Moist
Going On Strike From Toilet Read!
The Dalai Lama, A Catholic Priest, And Jared From Subway Walk Into A Bar…
Not Again: This Girl Just Spent Two Weeks Watching Satisfying Soap Cutting Videos
A Sad Day For Love But A Great Day For Music Fans: Taylor Swift’s Heart Is, Yet Again, Shattered
Interesting! Apparently Old Parisians Hate Work Even More Than I Do
Ok Yeah, That’s Definitely Loud: This Guy Is Singing Opera
I LIVED IT: I Kept My Whitening Strips On For One Minute Too Long And All Of My Teeth Disintegrated
Uh Oh! This Little Boy Is Acting Fresh
Sad News: Seaquarium To Release Whale That Has Been Captive For Five Decades
Toilet Read March Madness Results
Strike! Gwyneth Paltrow On Trial For Knocking Down 10 Children Skiers “Like Bowling Pins”
Haggard New Yorkers Reacquaint Themselves With An Old Friend: The Sun
Completely Absolved! Kanye Likes Jews Now
Pool Rhino Resources Elsewhere
Questions Asked At The TikTok Congressional Hearing
Adorable! Donald Trump Is Getting All Dolled Up For His Perp Walk
“Where The Hell Did I Put It?” Superman Loses Key To The City
Gwyneth Paltrow Eats Processed Foods, Dies.
“Actually, I’m Going To Be Arrested Wednesday... Not Tuesday.” By Donald Trump
Raccoon Dogs: Everything You Need To Know
How They REALLY Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day In Ireland
"Just Next Time Try To Be More Careful": Russian Warplane Downs U.S. Military Drone
Justice Served! Flock Of Undocumented Migratory Birds Detained By U.S. Border Agents
Leonardo DiCaprio Does NOT Expand His Oscar Lead Over Me
Walking The Entire Length Of Manhattan
Silicon Valley Bank: The Official Bank Of Toilet Read
7 Times That Pedro Pascal Was Totally Relatable
FINALLY! 'International Men’s Days' Return After An Interminable 24 Hour Hiatus
Things More Dangerous Than Drag Brunch
The 5 Best Subject Lines For Finding A Therapist
When Hosting A Dinner Party For Jewish Women…
What Should I Write About Today?
Hard To Top: 5 Candidates To Replace Lori Lightfoot As Mayor Of Chicago
Completely Inconsolable: These Two Men Cannot Stop Weeping
Succumbing To Stereotypes: Family Of Gingers Proven To Be Soulless
Did A Lab Leak Cause The Coronavirus? Not Sure, But Listen To This Juicy Gossip
History Win! Newly Discovered Stained Glass Window Shows God Smoking Crack
Measure Twice, Cut Once: A Mohel’s Guide To Success
5 Things NOT To Say On Ash Wednesday
Don’t Call It A Comeback! Jimmy Carter EXITS Hospice
“I Won’t Stop Until They’re All Dead”: Kim Jong Un Declares War On Dolphins
The Secret Language Of Snowboarders: 7 Slang Terms That Only Us Shredders Know
George Santos’s Mother Becomes The First Victim Of Ohio Train Derailment
5 Things I’ve Learned Snowboarding
That Kinky Fuck! Mr. Monopoly Is Into All Sorts Of Weird Shit
Leftover Chemicals? Just Dump Them In Ohio
My Valentine’s Day With Rudolph
My Fantasy Football Punishment
Feeling Like A Kid Again! I Stared At A Freak In The Park For 10 Uninterrupted Minutes
Taking The Country By Storm: Pickleball, Political Extremism, And Spotted Lanternflies
How Much Close-Up Magic Is Too Much For A First Date?
A Newsletter Written By ChatGPT
I’m Only 4 Awards Away From EGOT Status
U.S. Retaliates With Giant Gender Reveal Balloon Over China
If You Need Me Today From 6:00-6:04pm...
Incorrigible! This Guy Continues To Clean His Ears With Q-Tips Despite Knowing It’s Bad For Him
Get To Know The 5 Groundhogs Before Punxsutawney Phil (And Their Respective Causes Of Death)
Can’t Be A Good Sign: This Fortune Cookie Told Me To Expect A Tax Audit
Boring! MrBeast Cures Blindness Instead Of Giving Away A Lamborghini
Shaking Hands And Kissing Babies: Fun For Politicians, But What About The Babies?
Is Your Kid Being A Kid Too Much? If So, Bring Them To Kumon!
A Bit ‘Kiss-Assy’, No? France Just Gave America A Huge Fucking Statue… Like As A Gift
Has ‘Five Minute Crafts’ Gone Too Far? This Video Teaches Kids How To Make Black Tar Heroin At Home
“God, This Stuff Tastes Horrible!” This Man Does Not Know How To Use Poo-Pourri
I, Too, Use Ozempic, But Not For Diabetes OR Weight Loss
'Ass, Titties, Or Gallbladder?' This Frat Bro Clearly Is Also Pre-Med
Just In Case You Explode: They Kept Me After My COVID Booster For 15 Minutes
George Santos Saves A Little Girl And Her Mother From A Burning Building (By George Santos)
Showoff! This Guy Is Doing Pull-Ups At The Gym With A Juvenile Water Buffalo Strapped To Him
Brave: Prince Harry Reveals In His Memoir That The Carpets Do, In Fact, Match The Drapes
“Oh Wow, Spooky!” This Guy Does Not Know What A Ghostwriter Is
Disappointing Night In Hollywood: Nobody Slapped In The Face At The Golden Globes
Blood Everywhere! I Tried Exfoliating
Bold: Dad Just Paid A Hooker Via A Public Venmo Transaction
God This Guy Is So Freakin’ Cool: MrBeast Just Paid Some Guy $100,000 To Bang His Wife
Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch: This Guy Had Chipotle For Lunch
How Are You Spending The Holiday? January 6th Party Guide
Headache Rates Plummet: ‘Stomp’ Is Finally Shutting Down
I Have No Idea What Happened With Kevin McCarthy
Am I... Better Than You? I Did A Polar Plunge Just To Rub It In Your Face