5 Things I’ve Learned Snowboarding

I’ve been snowboarding for nearly six years– here are 5 things that I’ve learned while snowboarding.

I’ve been snowboarding for nearly six years– here are 5 things that I’ve gleaned while snowboarding:

Not me.

1. The Burj Khalifa is the tallest building in the world (was listening to an architecture audiobook while snowboarding in Colorado)

2. The blue whale is the largest animal in the world (was talking with a zoologist while taking a ski lift up Whiteface Mountain in Lake Placid)

3. Mona Lisa has no eyebrows (was chatting with a snooty art historian in Vermont)

4. Kangaroos can’t walk backwards (was staring at a kangaroo while snowboarding on the sand dunes of Australia)

5. If your stance is too narrow or too wide, you will fall (fell because my stance was too narrow or too narrow)