7 Times That Pedro Pascal Was Totally Relatable
I’m always shocked to discover that celebrities are more similar to me than they are different. Pedro Pascal, though, takes those similarities to a whole new level!
Here are seven ways in which Pedro Pascal is super relatable to me!
1. Pedro, just like me, is a horrible dancer! He says that when he’s out on the dance floor, it feels like he’s got two left feet. #Relatable
2. Once in a while, Pedro Pascal breaks down and eats a large volume of Taco Bell, (especially after a night out) just like me!
3. Pedro Pascal had to delete the gaming app 2048 because he was addicted to it! I also went through a phase where I couldn’t go two hours without playing that game! Crazy how relatable celebrities are!
4. Pedro Pascal has celebrity crushes, just like me! He and I even share a celebrity crush— Mila Kunis! What are the odds?!
Ok, here’s where the similarities start to get a bit strange…
5. Pedro Pascal, just like me, lost his virginity in a basement… MY childhood basement... Just like me. It happened in Westchester, New York, 10 years before my family moved into the home. Can you fucking believe that?! This guy is so goddam relatable.
6. Just like me, Pedro is afraid of failure. He’s concerned that he’s working so hard to make a name for himself and that, whether or not he ends up with the traditional definition of ‘success’ in his field, he might never accomplish the lofty goals that he is setting for himself. Pedro, like myself, is nervous about his legacy and how he is perceived by the world. He hates to be perceived, but he needs it. He FEEDS off of it, even.
7. Pedro Pascal, just like me, can’t be alone with his thoughts. He is constantly moving from friend to friend, perpetually in contact with another human being so as to never be alone with his own thoughts. He will go weeks, sometimes months, without being alone for more than 3 hours. Sure, he is afraid of what other people have to say about him, but more than anything, he’s afraid of what HE has to say about HIMSELF.1
Crazy right? We’re both bad dancers!
This is a joke, by the way. I really hope that that comes across, but sometimes I just like to provide a reminder just in case people forget. I’m not sure if it’s a GOOD joke, in fact it might be a bad one, but it’s a joke nonetheless.
The only hard to believe part of this is that you only eat taco bell "once in a while" 🤨