Bold: Dad Just Paid A Hooker Via A Public Venmo Transaction

Newly divorced and back on the prowl.

Woah. We knew that dad was having a tough time after his recent divorce, but who would’ve expected things to escalate this quickly?

It appears that he just publicly Venmoed a woman by the name of ‘Candy Spanky-Bottom’ an undisclosed amount of money for “🍆😉 ” . Doesn’t leave much to the imagination, does it?

Maybe Candy Spanky-Bottom isn’t a hooker? That’s not impossible.

Well that’s what I was hoping too, but the only other payments visible on her profile are from all of the other divorced men around town, so that theory isn’t looking too strong.

Mom tried to tell us that she didn’t care but the very next day I saw that she Venmoed a man by the name of ‘Maverick Torpedo-Schlong’ an undisclosed amount of money for “👉👌”. Again, not super subtle, but at least they’re both having fun.