Okay, relax big guy. This meathead at the gym thinks that regular pull-ups are too easy so he decided to strap a juvenile water buffalo around his waist to increase the intensity of the workout. I’ve seen people use gym weights in order to make their pull-ups harder, but never a living animal.
When I asked him where he even got the water buffalo from, he pretended to not even know what I was talking about for a second.
“What?… Oh, this thing? Oh yeah, I got it from India.”
What does that even mean? There’s no way he took the water buffalo on an airplane, right?
God, I hate this guy. Whenever anyone compliments him on how impressive the workout is, he says “Oh c’mon it’s only a juvenile. It’s not even a full sized one.”
Anyway, before long the guy’s water buffalo vomited because of all of the up-and-down motions of the pull-ups and the Planet Fitness employee forced the guy to take it out back and shoot it in the head.
Crazy stuff, folks!
Gotta hit the lunk alarm next time