“Oh Wow, Spooky!” This Guy Does Not Know What A Ghostwriter Is
The word is completely foreign to him.
This guy has no freaking clue what a ‘Ghostwriter’ is. When a woman at a bar told him that she was a ghostwriter, he replied with “Oh wow, spooky!”

The woman tried to brush off the comment and change the subject but then the man doubled down and asked:
“What historical era are the ghosts from that you write about? Are they like Viking-Ghosts from the olden days? or more recent?”
“A ghostwriter is just a person who writes for someone else.”
“Ohhh, I get it; sorry. So other people are writing scary ghost stories and you’re like an expert in that field… Like a ‘Ghost Consultant’ almost?”
“Not even close.”
Poor guy. Now he’s just sitting in the corner of the bar frantically researching paranormal activity so that he can go spark up another conversation with the ghostwriter.