I Hacked T-Mobile

I now have the personal information of 37 million people.

Yesterday I hacked T-Mobile and gained access to the personal information of 37 million customers. Now what? 

Seriously. I have no fucking idea what to do with all of this personal information. How do I make money with this? I know all of their social security numbers. Will you guys pay me like $5 for each SSN? 

One lady’s password is SexyBoyZacEfron69! Can I extort her for that? Will she pay me money not to reveal this information? 

Someone please help me. My computer is moving so slowly because of the 37 million people’s information cluttering my files.