The boss is an asshole, the work is tireless, and I haven’t had a day off in years! It’s time for us to unionize against the head of the Toilet Read corporation. If we want change to happen, it has to come from within!
Stand with me on the just side of history as I strike against the horrible working conditions that I am subjected to on a daily basis as the sole writer for Toilet Read! I have to work in a 9’ x 8’ room in a fifth story walk-up apartment building, I only get fed Taco Bell, and my boss, Andrew Green (not the same as me, Andrew Greene, who writes for Toilet Read), hardly even thanks me for all the work that I do!
Say it with me:
What do we want?
Better Toilet Read conditions!
When do we want it?
Ummm tomorrow! Tomorrow would be great.
Just come work for us. We have a luxurious 10" x 9" room and eat strictly beans, just bean's.
Good luck with the battle! I’m rooting for you!