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How To Deal With Imposter Syndrome
Take two Tylenol and rub some ointment on your perineum and ice your knees and get a good night’s sleep and I do not know what imposter syndrome…
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Andrew Greene
Who Is Chappell Roan
I do not know who this person is and I’m afraid I’m losing touch with the youth.
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Andrew Greene
I Biffed It
I missed a day and I’m sorry but I’m so busy.
Kendrick Or Drake? Who Is Taller
Drake.
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Andrew Greene
Alternative Names For D-Day
Today, June 6th, is D-Day.
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Andrew Greene
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Happy Pride From The Proud Boys
Heyo!
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Andrew Greene
Justice Served! Louisiana To Castrate Jaywalkers
Another huge W for the United States justice system, as Louisiana has introduced a new law that will subject jaywalkers to forced castration.
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Andrew Greene
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Mujer Jefa: Mexico Elects First Woman President
The country of Mexico has elected its first woman president, Claudia Sheinbaum.
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Andrew Greene
How To Instantly Cure Chapped Lips
Lick them a ton.
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Andrew Greene
I Met Someone Whom I Admire
It was great.
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Andrew Greene

May 2024

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