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Compiling All Of The Best 'Deez Nuts' Jokes That I Could Find
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Beyond The Bedazzled Hat: A Conversation With Max Zavidow
 • Andrew Greene
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Top 5 Most Embarrassing Moments of My Life
 • Andrew Greene
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George Santos Saves A Little Girl And Her Mother From A Burning Building (By George Santos)
 • Andrew Greene
A Deep Dive Into My NOTES App
 • Andrew Greene
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Slay Queen! This Girlboss Just Used Her Toolbox To Kill A Cockroach
 • Andrew Greene
Happy Pride From The Proud Boys
Heyo!
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Andrew Greene
Justice Served! Louisiana To Castrate Jaywalkers
Another huge W for the United States justice system, as Louisiana has introduced a new law that will subject jaywalkers to forced castration.
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Andrew Greene
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Mujer Jefa: Mexico Elects First Woman President
The country of Mexico has elected its first woman president, Claudia Sheinbaum.
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Andrew Greene
How To Instantly Cure Chapped Lips
Lick them a ton.
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Andrew Greene
I Met Someone Whom I Admire
It was great.
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Andrew Greene
I Just Saw Niagara Falls But I Also Caused A Major Family Fight Right Beforehand So I Couldn’t Really Take It All In
Bonjour, readers!
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Andrew Greene
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I Cannot Talk Right Now, As I Am Sunning My Perineum
Okay, wow.
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Andrew Greene
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Trump Picks VP: Bailiff Who He Really Likes At The Courthouse
Congratulations to the bailiff at the Manhattan courthouse where Donald Trump’s trial is, who has made such a positive impression on the former…
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Andrew Greene
RFK’s Brain Worm To Be Featured In Next Year’s “In Memoriam” Oscars Montage
Miss that worm so freakin’ much.
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Andrew Greene
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