Justice Served! Louisiana To Castrate Jaywalkers

Another huge W for the United States justice system, as Louisiana has introduced a new law that will subject jaywalkers to forced castration. It’s about damn time, if you ask me! Jaywalkers have long gotten away with their heinous crimes, and it feels only appropriate that we do our best to forcefully remove their unlawful bloodlines from our otherwise pure society.

Here’s to hoping that some more states adopt this same law.