I Cannot Talk Right Now, As I Am Sunning My Perineum

Okay, wow. Do Not Disturb has officially been activated. I am currently sunning my perineum¹, which is healthy for me. Sunning the perineum is super healthy for me, like a kale smoothie or going to a pilates class. It’s healthy because it’s good for you to sun your perineum.

Best part about sunning your perineum, besides its aforementioned health benefits, is that it is free. If you’ve got a perineum and access to the sun, you can do this.

Like this.

1. Perineum Definition: The area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva. Nice. Healthy.