Compiling All Of The Best 'Deez Nuts' Jokes That I Could Find
My Magnum Opus.
I did it. Somebody had to do it and I, Andrew Greene, your favorite writer’s favorite writer, did it.
If you’re anything like me, you love a good ‘Deez Nuts’ jokes. This trend started about seven years ago and, although you might think that I am late to the game, they are more prevalent and meaningful now than they’ve ever been. The concept is fairly simple.
“Do you know my friend Dee?”
“Dee who?”
“Deez nuts!” (Deez meaning “These” and Nuts meaning “Testicles”, for those of you completely unfamiliar)
Boom. Hilarious. Simple, elegant, and timeless.
Here are all of the Deez Nuts jokes that I could find and how to use them.
Imagine Dragons
Do you like the band Imagine Dragons?
Yes/No (doesn’t matter).
Imagine Dragon deez nuts on your face.
Guantes
How do you say gloves in Spanish?
Guantes.
Guant dis dick in your mouth?
Tulips
What are those famous flowers in the Netherlands called?
Tulips.
Two lips on deez nuts.
Sugondese
Have you ever tried Sugondese food before?
What is Sugondese food?
Sug on deez nuts.
Fumunda
Have you ever tried Fuhmunda cheese?
What’s that?
Cheese fum unda deez nuts.
Kombucha
Do you like Kombucha?
Yes/No (doesn’t matter).
Kombucha mouth on deez nuts.
Eden / Willya / Bofa / Phillip / Landon / Wendy
Do you know my friend Eden?
Eden who?
Eden deez nuts / Willya suck on deez nuts / Bofa deez nuts / Phillip on deez nuts / Landon on deez nuts / Wendy’s nuts hit you in the face.
Ligma
I just got diagnosed with Ligma.
What’s Ligma?
Ligma balls.
CDs
What was that music disc thing that used to be popular? I can’t remember.
CDs?
See deez nuts in your mouth.
Pudding
Do you enjoy pudding?
Yeah I guess.
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
Parodies
Do you like watching parodies?
What kind of parodies?
A pair of deez nuts on your face.
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