We all know that Queen Elizabeth II is a goofy, fun-loving, sexy bag-of-bones. With that being said, she is not long for this world, so let’s brainstorm some women who can replace Elizabeth II after she kicks the bucket, so to speak.
Thousand Pound Sisters, Amy and Tammy
These women have it all: a hit TV show, fantastic banter skills, and a great accent. The accent isn’t necessarily British, but it’s just as difficult to understand so I don’t really expect anyone to notice a big difference. Also, there’s two of them! What’s better than one small, frail queen? Two larger-than-life, stubborn queens from Kentucky.
Britney Spears (Locked Up AND Bald)
I’m sure that I’m not alone when I say that I much prefer the old Britney Spears, before she was freed from her conservatorship. Well, luckily for us, the Royal Family is basically just one giant conservatorship that we can stick her back into so that she doesn’t do anything too silly with her money/brand… women, right?! Let’s make her bald, too, just for fun.
The Orphan Girl from Genovia Who Sucks Her Thumb in Front of Princess Mia
Twelve years after their initial run-in at the Genovian Independence Day Parade in 2004, Princess Mia Thermopolis actually appointed this girl to the position of Genovian Comptroller. As a result, this girl has had a significant amount of real world monarchical experience, unlike our other two candidates. Not to mention the fact that if this girl became the Queen of England, it would be one of the most inspiring rags-to-riches stories of our lifetime.
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I say no one… wait for the Messiah.