Okay, wow. Former president Trump has selected a running mate and it’s none other than my freakin’ boy, Rory. I legit did not even know that Rory was in the running for this position, so this comes as quite a surprise for me and the rest of the boys.
Rory and I were out until 4am last night shooting the shit and playing darts, and he did not mention his potential vice presidency a single time! Talk about humble!
Anyway, this just goes to show that you never know what life is going to throw at you! One moment you’re drinking pints of Guinness at O’Hanlon’s pub on 14th Street after getting rejected from Little Sister and the next moment you’re on the ballot for VP! Wow! Life is freakin’ nuts!
Doctor Dot > Doctor Ben Carson