There is a creator on TikTok who, several times per week, plays a game with his subscribers called “Roll For Sandwich”. The game involves the creator, adventuresinaardia, letting fate decide what his lunch is going to consist of. He rolls a dice to decide what type of bread, what type of protein, which vegetables, and what sauce goes on his sandwich.
Sometimes the sandwiches are relatively tame— ham and cheese on a hot dog bun with horseradish. Other times the creator will eat a PopTart sandwich with Swiss cheese, tuna fish, and mustard.
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I love these videos and this idea, so I decided to copy the style and Roll For My Next Newsletter! Tomorrow I’ll roll some dice in order to decide all of the ingredients in my next Substack.
Roll For Newsletter!
Setting
1. Ice Cream Shop
2. Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
3. Chess Tournament
4. Porta Potty
5. Back of an Ambulance
6. Hot Tub
Characters
1. Nerd AND Stripper
2. Victorian Era Woman AND Modern Day Feminist
3. Hunter AND Vegan Family
4. One Old Jewish guy
5. Larry David AND Lizzo
6. Me AND A Random Toilet Read Subscriber
Disagreement
1. LGBTQ+ rights
2. Gun rights
3. Best musician in history
4. Best restaurant in New York City
5. Climate change
6. Parking ticket
Random Addition
1. Vampires
2. Zombies
3. One character gets struck by lightning
4. Someone poops their pants
5. Kanye West
6. It was all a dream at the end
Ending
1. Happy
2. Sad
3. Ambiguous