Nobody asked, but here are my biggest red flags:
I enjoy the occasional glass of 2% milk, straight from the cow’s teat.
I’m self-centered (not a joke).
I love ketchup more than any human being should.
I physically can’t help myself from mansplaining at a baseball game.
I normally wear a pair of pants (at least) 12 times before I consider them in need of a wash.
I probably think that I have better music taste than you (and I’m probably right).
I love using emojis while texting.
Whats your favorite emoj? Mines 🥴
what about the fact that u have tantrums at casual co-ed baseball games