Lupita Nyong’o Still Does Not Subscribe To My Newsletter
Today I just wanted to provide my readers with a quarterly update that, despite pumping out quality content for over 330 consecutive days, Lupita Nyong’o still does not subscribe to my Newsletter. I keep telling myself that this might simply be because of the fact that Lupita doesn’t know about Toilet Read yet, but what the hell has she been doing for the past 330 days that would prevent her from hearing about this? Where does she get her news? Who writes funny lists for her?
Lupita is busy; I get it. But my posts are so short! Surely she has a few minutes in her day to read them. The only other theory that I have for why Lupita Nyong’o does not yet subscribe to Toilet Read is that she DOES subscribe but is using a burner email account. If that is the case, I don’t want to blow up your spot, Lupita, but it would be great to know in order to help me sleep at night.
If you are Lupita, let me know! If you know Lupita personally, tell her to subscribe.