
Up for a challenge? Then try to figure out whether the following quotes were sung by everyone’s favorite band, The Beatles, or by America’s most zany and gullible politician, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I am the eggman.
The most mistreated group of people in the United States today are white males.
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark.
We [women] came from Adam’s rib… We are the weaker sex but we are our husband’s wife.
Because the world is round it turns me on.
There is an islamic invasion into our government offices right now.
Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt?
Why don’t we do it in the road? Mmm. No one will be watching us.
Abortion is the most vile evil committed in America.
Get back to where once belonged.
Answers:
Beatles. 2. Marjorie. 3. Beatles. 4. Marjorie. 5. Beatles. 6. Marjorie. 7. Beatles. 8. Beatles. 9. Marjorie. 10. Beatles (but also Marjorie, probably).
How’d You Do?!?
0-3 Correct— I’ll personally pay for your Spotify Premium and New York Times subscriptions so that you can learn more about each of these entities.
4-6 Correct— I mean you definitely could have done better, that’s for sure.
7-9 Correct— A few honest mistakes aren’t the end of the world.
10 Correct— Ok good.