Things confuse me all the time, but here are the four things that have really been taking up a lot of real estate in my brain, as of late.
Stick pans. In other words, pans that are NOT non-stick. I’m wildly confused about why companies continue to make stick pans despite the fact that non-stick technology is readily available! All pans should just be non-stick, moving forward. Why are they even giving us the option anymore? It’s like, “Hey, do you want to do dishes for three minutes tonight or two and a half hours? Just let me know so I know which pan to go with.”
Horseshoes. Someone please tell me what the fuck horses were doing before humans started pounding shoes onto their hooves. Did their feet just hurt all the time? Why are horseshoes so ugly? Can’t we give them Timbs or something a little bit fresher?
Bone Marrow. People aren’t actually eating bone marrow… right? That’s just a joke, no? Bone marrow should not be eaten because I think it’s weird and it sounds really gross.
School buses with a flat front. Growing up, there were always the normal school buses with the normal front, and then there was like another fleet of school buses with a flat front that just looked absolutely ridiculous. Not to mention the fact that if those buses got in any sort of head on collision, the bus driver would almost certainly be a goner.
Andrew most nonstick pans use PFAS chemicals which were recently identified by the EPA as a contaminant